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Online conversations dating from 2004 (1)
COLINBROUGH: what?
ILoveTrudeMostue: The better you understand something the better able you are to control it
COLINBROUGH: pah
ILoveTrudeMostue: you poo-pooed me
COLINBROUGH: pah
ILoveTrudeMostue: you always do
COLINBROUGH: no
ILoveTrudeMostue: pah-pahed me
COLINBROUGH: i thought it was an original thought
COLINBROUGH: two thoughts
ILoveTrudeMostue: pah1
ILoveTrudeMostue: *!
COLINBROUGH: the authorities will think i am loony if they read my diary
ILoveTrudeMostue: the ONLY way to sort, cure, control etc etc etc something is to understand it
ILoveTrudeMostue: tell the authorities to go to blazes
...
ILoveTrudeMostue: everything that exists exists
COLINBROUGH: nothing that exists exists
ILoveTrudeMostue: explain yourself
COLINBROUGH: i am a loony
ILoveTrudeMostue: quite obviously...
ILoveTrudeMostue: if something exists it exists
COLINBROUGH: existence is a mirage
ILoveTrudeMostue: if a mirage exists it exists too
COLINBROUGH: mirages do not exist
ILoveTrudeMostue: dreams are real for example
COLINBROUGH: pah
ILoveTrudeMostue: they must exist somewhere or how would anyone know about them?
COLINBROUGH: i have often thought dreams are real
COLINBROUGH: but i am a loony
ILoveTrudeMostue: dreams
COLINBROUGH: i mean to say
COLINBROUGH: what you perceive is really there
ILoveTrudeMostue: you are thinking because you cannot touch them they do not exist, wrong
COLINBROUGH: and what is really there is a mirage
ILoveTrudeMostue: they exist as a reality, but not a tangible one
COLINBROUGH: you think exactly like me, a loony
ILoveTrudeMostue: nothing loony about what Ive said so far whatso bloomin ever
COLINBROUGH: as above
...
ILoveTrudeMostue: you sould practice patience
COLINBROUGH: i sould
ILoveTrudeMostue: *should
COLINBROUGH: practise*
ILoveTrudeMostue: practice
COLINBROUGH: the verb is practise
COLINBROUGH: in british english
COLINBROUGH: compare advise/advice
COLINBROUGH: practise/practice
ILoveTrudeMostue: i shall spell practice how i wish thank you
ILoveTrudeMostue: :oP
COLINBROUGH: people will think you are american
ILoveTrudeMostue: everyone in the entire universe spells it like this
COLINBROUGH: i assure you they dont
ILoveTrudeMostue: :oP
ILoveTrudeMostue: I can honestly not recall ever having seen anyone spell it your way
ILoveTrudeMostue: we must all be wrong
COLINBROUGH: you are
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ILoveTrudeMostue: I’m shy
COLINBROUGH: what can i do with my site?
COLINBROUGH: i’m shy too
ILoveTrudeMostue: you write good
ILoveTrudeMostue: I’m impressed
COLINBROUGH: shucks
ILoveTrudeMostue: wish I could write as good as you
COLINBROUGH: well practise in emails
ILoveTrudeMostue: I’ll just have to, er, practice
COLINBROUGH: you think even loonies can write good?
ILoveTrudeMostue: you’re not that daft
COLINBROUGH: the people who read my rubbish are daft, sorry to say
ILoveTrudeMostue: we’ve already established that a total loony wouldnt even know they were loony
COLINBROUGH: i am a partial loony then
ILoveTrudeMostue: a loony with promise
COLINBROUGH: my sentences ted to become long and involved
COLINBROUGH: tend*
ILoveTrudeMostue: who’s ted?
COLINBROUGH: my late father
ILoveTrudeMostue: do you think about your parents much?
ILoveTrudeMostue: I imagine you do
COLINBROUGH: i try to make my site interesting
COLINBROUGH: who?
ILoveTrudeMostue: hmmm
COLINBROUGH: i want a big hitcount
COLINBROUGH: i want people to enjoy coming back for more
COLINBROUGH: suggestions welcome
COLINBROUGH: porno pics you think?
ILoveTrudeMostue: what about links to your fave sites
ILoveTrudeMostue:
COLINBROUGH: they will leave my site then, but i’ll think about it
ILoveTrudeMostue: they have to go sometime
COLINBROUGH: i never want to be abandoned
COLINBROUGH: i thought of linking some of the pics to things but to what?
ILoveTrudeMostue: other pics?
COLINBROUGH: hmmmm
ILoveTrudeMostue: I’m going to my course today
COLINBROUGH: i know
ILoveTrudeMostue: how do you know?
COLINBROUGH: did you go yesterday?
ILoveTrudeMostue: first time since friday
ILoveTrudeMostue: flu I think
COLINBROUGH: i could write about kate bush
COLINBROUGH: great idea
COLINBROUGH: ty so much
ILoveTrudeMostue: I dont mind
ILoveTrudeMostue: 50% cut though
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COLINBROUGH: i could write about bondage
COLINBROUGH: there are lots of possibilities
ILoveTrudeMostue: I find your [site] interesting because i find psychology interesting, what’s going on in other people’s minds fascinates me
COLINBROUGH: me too
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COLINBROUGH: i should start a proper website
ILoveTrudeMostue: proper?
COLINBROUGH: independent of aol
ILoveTrudeMostue: geocities enables you to do one
COLINBROUGH: geocities?
ILoveTrudeMostue: seen it somewhere
ILoveTrudeMostue: not a html one
COLINBROUGH: not html?
COLINBROUGH: what then?
ILoveTrudeMostue: like aol
ILoveTrudeMostue: homepage thingy
COLINBROUGH: i cant follow this
ILoveTrudeMostue: my name is bob
ILoveTrudeMostue: hello
ILoveTrudeMostue: this is called the internet
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COLINBROUGH: i will write about the banishing ritual of the pentagram
ILoveTrudeMostue: I read once that the pentagram is evil, the star of david is good
COLINBROUGH: oh no
COLINBROUGH: inverted pentagram bad
ILoveTrudeMostue: oh yes
COLINBROUGH: upright good
ILoveTrudeMostue: righto
COLINBROUGH: inverted pentagram has two points up - feminine, dual, evil
COLINBROUGH: females are zero
ILoveTrudeMostue: are you saying women are evil?
COLINBROUGH: the womb
COLINBROUGH: the vagina if i may say so
ILoveTrudeMostue: you may not
COLINBROUGH: eve was evil she tempted adam
ILoveTrudeMostue: go wash your mouth out
ILoveTrudeMostue: but that isnt true
ILoveTrudeMostue: according to you
COLINBROUGH: they had sex and bobs your uncle
ILoveTrudeMostue: surely it was cain and abel
COLINBROUGH: they became aware of their nakedness
ILoveTrudeMostue: self conscious
ILoveTrudeMostue: symbolic
COLINBROUGH: cain and abel were brothers they didnt have sex, not with each other
ILoveTrudeMostue: were you there?
COLINBROUGH: i have it on good authority
ILoveTrudeMostue: garden of eden webcam
COLINBROUGH: you jest
COLINBROUGH: i am deadly serious
COLINBROUGH: lol
Auto response from COLINBROUGH: The verb form is practise
ILoveTrudeMostue: but you still see a lot of people spell it practice, I know you do
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COLINBROUGH: i have some good material there
ILoveTrudeMostue: bed for me
ILoveTrudeMostue: you do
COLINBROUGH: i have emailed it to myself
Online conversations dating from 2004 (2)
GARPOE4: You do not work? Huh?
COLINBROUGH: what do you read?
GARPOE4: Hmm, I feel you are too perky for me..........................
COLINBROUGH: [old website address now omitted]
GARPOE4: You are a chick no?
COLINBROUGH: no
GARPOE4: I see.......... How old are you?
COLINBROUGH: 47
GARPOE4: What do you do?
COLINBROUGH: i am unemployed
GARPOE4: K................ What do you wanna do?
COLINBROUGH: i suppose really i want to write
GARPOE4: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GARPOE4: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLINBROUGH: i am good at assessing kindred spirits
GARPOE4: Uh huh..............I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
COLINBROUGH: ok
GARPOE4: No way..........I refuse to take it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLINBROUGH: well, youre perhaps shy and retiring
COLINBROUGH: ...
GARPOE4: What is ....?
COLINBROUGH: it means please continue, i’m interested
GARPOE4: WOW......... an old dude............ Kidding..........
GARPOE4: You like music?
COLINBROUGH: i like anything, outkast lol
COLINBROUGH: hey ya
GARPOE4: Oy vey............ I meant taste wise....................
COLINBROUGH: you are jewish
GARPOE4: Where did THAT come from?
COLINBROUGH: oy vey
GARPOE4: I am Catholic..................
COLINBROUGH: do you believe in papal infallibility?
GARPOE4: WOW! An awesome question!
GARPOE4: I gotta answer it?
COLINBROUGH: if you like, or at a later date
GARPOE4: LOL?
GARPOE4: I feel I must kill you.................
GARPOE4: I feel the need to tell you to shut up...............
COLINBROUGH: ok
GARPOE4: My thoughts are not yours................ Are they?
COLINBROUGH: not precisely i shouldnt think
GARPOE4: I am not 47
GARPOE4: Is that ok?
COLINBROUGH: yes of course
COLINBROUGH: i used to be very shy with women
GARPOE4: Don’t tell me about shy...............................
GARPOE4: “Tis my life.........................
COLINBROUGH: i mustnt put the dots it annoys you
GARPOE4: EVERYTHING annoys me...............LOL
GARPOE4: Hmm, you are he?
COLINBROUGH: yes
GARPOE4: Gay?
COLINBROUGH: no
GARPOE4: Can we be non sexual friends?
GARPOE4: Pinky swear?
GARPOE4: LOL............... Your baby finger.......... the pinky....... K?
COLINBROUGH: left or right?
GARPOE4: Right
COLINBROUGH: ok
GARPOE4: Take yours and mine............ then cross and swear!
COLINBROUGH: do we swear particular words?
GARPOE4: Our choice
COLINBROUGH: i promise never to lie to garpoe4 unless its vitally necessary
Notes dating from early 2004
Mental illness is in preparation
Does coffee cause mental illness?
Coffee is a diuretic, as one of my female friends told me
My mind does not work when it does not work
Mental illness is not depression, as someone who doesn’t wish to be named suggested, or at least I thought so
If I put in too many links people might be distracted from the main argument or thrust
Aleister Crowley was a good guy
Various people live in Retford. At least, three people live in Retford
I’m a bit inconsistent in my capitalisation in this WebSite
Factfile
Date of birth:
Sex: you know what to put here
Place of birth:
Height: 5 ft 11 in = 180.34 cm
Weight: lost the scales
I went to Cambridge University. Carol Vorderman studied Engineering; I studied Mathematics. Compare the two. Jeremy Paxman went to St Catharine’s College; so did I.